Holy Crap I Can't Believe We Won!

By Boston Dan
Correspondent for www.drunkenbleachers.com

I know for a fact that every last one of you is thinking the same thing right now: Holy $h!t!!! The Sox just won the World Series (and the world didn't end)! Well, I have been thinking that for the past 24 hours and it has raised a few questions...

We will never have to listen to rival fans chant 1918 again. We will actually never have to listen to them chant ANY year ever again... Even if it takes Boston another 86 years to win another title, I doubt very much that anyone in 2090 will want to chant "2004". It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Every year, the Boston Department of public works tries to fix the sign on Storrow Drive that should read "Reverse Curve". Every year immediately after they fix the sign, someone repaints it to say: "Reverse the Curse". Will this pattern remain?

Last year my brother gave me Cowboy Up: the Red Sox 2003 DVD... I can finally take off the plastic wrap and watch it.

Can Steinbrenner fire EVERYBODY?

Poor Nomar.

In 2005 the Red Sox are going to open up the regular season against the Yankees... That means that they will all be standing on the field as our World Series banner is being unveiled. HA!

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