Thursday, April 21, 2005


Poor Nomah

"Cubs shortstop Nomar Garciaparra will be sidelined at least two-to-three months because of a torn left groin."

Chicago Sun Times' Mariotti calls Nomar "descendent of the Billy Goat"...
"So now we have the new sinister force of Wrigleyville, the Curse of the Nomar. Think not? It can't be mere coincidence that the Boston Red Sox, after trading so-called franchise icon Nomar Garciaparra last July, subsequently purged 86 years of Bambino baggage and won a World Series as Drew Barrymore canoodled Jimmy Fallon at Busch Stadium."
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Boston Globe's Bob Ryan kicks Nomah while he's down:
"Look, I'm hardly the first person to raise the question. When he was with the Red Sox, who was bold enough to link our fair shortstop, a noted workout guy, with the dreaded S-word? But he did go from, like, standard athlete issue normal to ultra-buffed in one winter, and he has been -- there is no other way to say it -- systematically breaking down for the past six years, so you can't help wondering just what he's been putting into his body other than Wheaties and sirloin steaks..."
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