PBRSSTRW

So. You think the PBRSVPH is bad? Yeh. It is. But you know what’'s almost as bad? PBRSSTRW. That'’s what. Post Boston Red Sox Seattle Trip Recovery Week. Last night I returned from my road trip to Seattle. I was sent there by the good folks at Drunken Bleachers to cover the Sox games. Here is a list of the top ten things I learned on my travels:

10.) It’'s nearly cheaper to fly to Seattle from Boston, stay at a reasonable hotel, and purchase tickets to see the Sox play at SafeCo field, than it is to simply see the Sox play at Fenway.

9.) There are almost as many Sox fans on the west coast as there are on the east coast.

8.) If you plan on talking to anyone or anything in the week following the baseball game...No, if you plan on BREATHING in the week following the game, do not eat the Garlic Fries. Oh my god.

7.)Seattle has plenty of grassy knolls which are ideal for resting.

6.) Avoid the Pink Door.

5.) Manny hits bombs. Actually...I already knew that.

4.) If someone you love goes to Seattle and upon returning says: "“Honey, I brought crabs home",” It’s not necessarily a bad thing.

3.) If you think that don’t like your job, just remember...You could be operating the elevator at the Space Needle.

2.) Apparently there’s something called jay-walking...and Bostonians do it frequently.

1.) Canadians are nice...until they get drunk.