It's Official

It's official, the Baltimore Orioles are the lamest team in baseball.

No, it's not just because they let the Yankees roll over them this week to sweep a four game series with the American League East title on the line. The Orioles, who led the American League East themselves for the first two months of the baseball season, couldn't even muster up win for "pride" -- or at least put up a fight to wear down the Yankee pitching staff, or to force extra innings...something.

The Orioles also have the lamest player in baseball. Not only did Rafael Palmeiro test positive for steroids, but now it has come out that he has ratted out teammate Miguel Tejada. Apparently Tejada gave Palmeiro the substance that caused the positive steroid test. What did Tejada do, slip him a mickey?

And by the way, Cal Ripken Jr. is annoying too.

Let's just count our lucky stars that we're not from Baltimore and hope for the sake of the Red Sox season that the Orioles maintain their lameness for at least three more games.

Go Sox!