Nomah!

Could we find a way to get Nomar back on the Sox? This is the best story I've heard in a while:

Nomar Rescues 2 Women in Boston Harbor

"BOSTON - Former Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra rescued two women who had fallen into Boston Harbor late last week, his uncle and a witness told the Boston Herald. Garciaparra, traded to the Chicago Cubs on July 31, 2004, was with his uncle in his Charlestown condominium at about 10 p.m. Friday when they heard a scream and a splash, said the uncle, Victor Garciaparra.

As soon as the All-Star shortstop and two-time American League batting champ ran out the door to help the woman, her friend also fell in, hitting her head on the pier, said Victor Garciaparra, who oversees his nephew's business and charitable ventures. I swam towards them and by the time I reached them, Nomar was already there holding the girls up, he told the newspaper. “But he couldn'’t get them up without help.

One woman had a large lump on her head and appeared to be unconscious, he said. When she came to, the first thing she said was: “'Are you Nomar?' Victor Garciaparra said."
Read the full article at MSNBC.com

This confirms my suspicion that Nomar is a superhero disguised as a baseball player.

Thanks for passing the link along Dan!