Steinbrenner: "We'll Win It!"

Red Sox fans, I guess we can throw in the towel. George Steinbrenner has guaranteed that the Yankees will win their 27th World Series title in 2006:

"We are going to win it this year. We are going after it."

Let me get this straight. The Yankees spent $200 million last year but they weren't actually "going after it"? Riiight.

Johnny Damon also made some interesting comments after his first workout with his new Yankee teammates:

"My time in Boston was great, but now I'm here playing for the greatest franchise in the world."

Thanks Johnny. We're never really going to get rid of you, are we? I guess I will just have to wear this.