Check out this hilarious article from the Phat Phree: Red Sox Players I'd Do.

Annalisa Ellis explains in excruciating detail which Red Sox players she would have sex with and why. Here is an excerpt:

"With the recent theft of Johnny Damon, I really had to sit down to ponder which Red Sox I would genuinely have sexual encounters with. I mean, obviously, Johnny was number one. There isn't a repressed housewife on the East Coast that wouldn't do him....in response to the recent disillusionment by my former Number One, I've taken a long hard (pun intended) look at the Boston roster and revised my list. Enjoy!" Read the full article

I'm getting married in August so I'll hold back any opinion about her choices, but after going through this photo gallery of the 2004 team I've decided that there is a distinct pattern that the Sox have been trading away their best looking players. Could this be true?

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On a completely unrelated note, I just used this life expectancy calculator and got the disturbing news that I am expected to live to be 101. That is way too long. Maybe the remedy is to drink more or take up smoking?

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