Hello. Wage the Intern here. The Bleachers are on their way to the Commissioner's office with what they believe to be video evidence that will absolve Julian Tavarez of his 10 game suspension. What they don't know is that I replaced their so called "evidence" with a Spanish-language cockfighting video. I did the same thing to a Philadelphia Phillies highlights DVD that was sent out to season-ticket holders before I was unceremoniously "let go" as head intern. Ha Ha.

Meanwhile, I got this Ultimate 64 Thing Single Elimination Tournament bracket in my inbox this morning. It was created by "Nantucket Greg" in the spirit of the Final Four. My final four in this tournament are "Curry Paste", "A Cardboard Box" , "The Twelfth Man" and "Large Boots." What about you?

Okay, I'm off to order balloons. Apparently we're throwing a kegger tonight to celebrate the Red Sox Farm system. Can you believe that their prospects were ranked No. 8 by Baseball America? Holy Schnike!

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