Red Sox Survival Kit Required

Okay, so Tuesday night's Texas Massacre is a perfect example of why I carry a small beige backpack which contains the following items:

• (1) DVD copy of "Faith Rewarded"


• (1) 750 ml bottle of Tennessee Whiskey


• (3) Rolls of NY Yankees Toilet Paper


• (1) IPod w/screen with continuous access to this video


• (1) #2 Pencil

Anyone else have a Sox "survival kit"?

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P.S. Is there any chance that we could get Doug Mirabelli back?