It's been a bit of a wacky news day for former Red Sox:

Former Red Sox closer, Ugueth Urbina, was sentenced to 14 years in prison for attempted murder.

Grady Little, infamous Red Sox manager, has traded his number "9" for a custom made motorcycle. (via Fanhouse) I can't quite conjure up the image of Grady on a motorcycle.

Jose Canseco has announced the inception of his own reality tv show, A DAY WITH JOSE, in which contestants will compete for a day with...him.

Really. Eeew.

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