Dear Mr. Dork

I love this story almost as much as I love that Josh Beckett is now 7-0. (Woo hoo!):

Last week, Toronto Blue Jays center fielder, Vernon Wells, was heckled by a few "bleacher creatures" at Jacobs Field in Cleveland. In response, Wells hand wrote a message on a ball and tossed it into the stands. Here is the message:

"Dear Mr. Dork,
Here is your ball! Can you please tell me what gas station you work at, so when you are pumping my gas, I can yell at you!!! Now sit down, shut up and enjoy the game.
- Your favorite centrefielder"

"Can you please tell me what gas station you work at?" Are you serious? Wells takes the prize for #1 response to a heckler.

Hat tip to Ballhype for the story.

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