Oh Bruins...

I hadn't experienced a gut wrenching, team hasn't won a championship since before I was born type of elimination since, well...October 2003. Until last night. Better luck next year Bruins.

Jack Edwards = Batty

I alternated between cringes and giggles when I heard this sound byte Monday night -- Bruins play by play announcer, Jack Edwards, has officially lost his marbles. On Patriots Day, he compared the Bruins Game 3 victory to the American Revolution. Aside from the Bruins being the number one seed and the Canadiens the 8th seed, the game being game three in a best of seven series in the first round of the playoffs, it's just generally silly to compare sports to, you know, the Revolutionary War. Alas, the video (in all its YouTube glory):

Escalator Girl

This makes sense --
The game ends. Bruins fan rides down the escalator, realizes that she left her purse under her seat and has to go back to get it. The only rational option for return (after several $7 Garden beers) was of course to go back the way she came. Oh wait -- she's carrying her purse. I guess there is no rational explanation for this:





Hat tip to Universal Hub.