Talkin' Trash

Lookout Landing has a hilarious guide for Seattle fans (novices and veterans) on how to talk trash to each of the AL teams when they're in town.

For example, here are the suggested jabs at Red Sox fans:


For Novices: Inability to win the division, Yankee superiority, ridiculous accents
For Veterans: Manny Ramirez's defense, parasitic nature of fan base, godawful ballpark, pink hats, Joel Pineiro
Avoid Mentioning: Recent success, Heathcliff Slocumb, cancer

Here are a few comebacks if you encounter any newly obnoxious Mariners fans Opening Day at Fenway:


For Novices: Heathcliff Slocumb, Recent failure
For Veterans: Mike Hargrove, A-Rod, Crowd waits for scoreboard to initiate cheer (Let's Get Looooud!), Synchronized dancing ground crew, OBP, Fans need a guide to trash-talking
Avoid Mentioning: Joel Pineiro, Garlic Fries


"Your Guide To Being a Really Obnoxious Trash-Talking 2007 Mariners Fan" [Lookout Landing]
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