"Serenade Your Sweetie With Sausages"

How about this for a creative Valentine's Day gift: If you happen to live within 45 miles of Milwaukee's Miller Park you could have bid $650 for four Club Level tickets to a Brewers home game and the opportunity to have the "Famous Klement's Racing Sausages visit your spouse or significant other at their home or place of work to deliver a Valentine's present" between 1 and 2pm on February 14.

We know that there are at least five or six good sausage/Valentine's Day related jokes in there somewhere, but we'll just leave it at that.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hat tip to Deadspin.com
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